December 2011
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't... →
funniest10k:
It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia.
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"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
heyfunniest:
Yea Mom, I am.
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Reblog if you've never had a new years kiss .
ciao-kris:
Just cuddle. No sex.
sesennn:
I’d love to be on the same bed with you. Not to have sex but to cuddle. Kiss your cheeks, forehead, your lips. Then hug you. I’d also like to tickle you and bite your fingers. Pillow fights are also cool.
And when we’re tired, I’ll let you sleep on my lap or my arms then I’m gonna watch you sleep. That’ll be sweet. What do you think?
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
lolsofunny:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
How to put out a fire..
It’s all about falling in love with yourself and...
natashanicole88:
-Eartha Kitt (via absea)